solarprotector:

fortifiedscholar:

^you’re gonna eat all of them and i’ll have none to enjoy^

> Eat one yourself before laying one on top of her upper lip. 

> You suck in the pickle and stuff it in one cheek.

( :U ) i fe/t /ike there was something suubt//y sexuua/y abouut that pick/e /aying. buut i won’t comp/ain. 
( :U ) do youu want me to feed youu too?

> Your pickle jar was still in your sylladex; oh gosh, those poor pickles won’t be eaten by themselves soon.  

^and there was nothing sexual about you doing that with it??^

> You shake your head again, slipping another of your sweet gherkins into your mouth and crunching on it.

^you wanna feed me don’t you??^

solarprotector:

fortifiedscholar:

> Chuckling lightly, you dangle the crunchy foodstuff above her face for a little bit before dropping the little brined fruit into her mouth.

^the pickle is yours enjoy^
^and my mind is always in the gutter^ 

> You chew on the pickle delightful, basking in the pickle-y goodness.

( ;w; ) oh aehtos, youu are suuch a ma/e. aehtos. p/ease.  
( :U ) THIS IS DE/ICIOUUS.
( :U ) ANOTHER!

> If only you had a porcelain cup to throw down.  

^you’re gonna eat all of them and i’ll have none to enjoy^

> Eat one yourself before laying one on top of her upper lip. 

solarprotector:

fortifiedscholar:

^thats nothing close to sexual assault^

> Pop the jar open and take out a pickle but not before leaning over her and smirking.

^which type??^

> You wink at him.

( c; ) which ever one youu wi// a//ow me to bite down hard on. 
( c; ) NOW whose mind is a/ways in the guutter?
( :U ) now give me the pick/e!!!

> You were still pinned under him and you couldn’t move to reach for the pickle. The tasty delicacy was so close, but so far.  

> Chuckling lightly, you dangle the crunchy foodstuff above her face for a little bit before dropping the little brined fruit into her mouth.

^the pickle is yours enjoy^
^and my mind is always in the gutter^ 

solarprotector:

fortifiedscholar:

> Leeeeeeeean down and…………………………………..
> Kiss her on the nose before rolling off her.

^i don’t want your pickles i want mine^
^and yes you can have some^ 

> Flush flush flush.

( :U ) AE- AEHTOOOSS!!!! youu juust sexuua//y assauu/ted my nose. 
( :I ) p/ease feed me one of youur pick/es right now.

> You lay on the floor, remaining still, and open your mouth like a ventriloquist doll.  

^thats nothing close to sexual assault^

> Pop the jar open and take out a pickle but not before leaning over her and smirking.

^which type??^

solarprotector:

fortifiedscholar:

> Rooooooll yourself to where you were atop her, chuckling as your hands went for her wrists.

^my pickles now aratus^
^present me with my prize^
^or face my wrath!!^ 

> Puppy face. 

( ;A; ) nooo. fine. fine. if youu /et go, i’// give youu my pick/es. 
( :I ) youu are one aggressive captain!
( :I ) pft. buut i want some of youurs, too. 

> PUPPPYYY FFAAACCEEEE. Is it working? You can’t tell if it’s working.  

> Leeeeeeeean down and…………………………………..
> Kiss her on the nose before rolling off her.

^i don’t want your pickles i want mine^
^and yes you can have some^ 

solarprotector:

fortifiedscholar:

> Wow, you don’t even know how this place works and she cornered herself, good job. You get low to the ground and pounce at her.

^the pickles will be mine!!^

> You roar and wave your hands sporadically in the air, just flailing them around as if they weren’t attached to you. 

( >:U ) BRING IT ON AEHTOSSS!!!

> You felt like a crazy lion, shaman cross breed right now.

( :U ) MY PICK/ES!!!

> You always felt so ridiculously silly with this troll. Leaping up, you tackle him to the ground and pin him down.

> Rooooooll yourself to where you were atop her, chuckling as your hands went for her wrists.

^my pickles now aratus^
^present me with my prize^
^or face my wrath!!^ 

solarprotector:

fortifiedscholar:

> How she managed to swipe the gherkins from your sylladex was beyond you but you chase her into the hive, staying just behind her, though you could probably catch her easily enough.

^hey i bought those you gimme^
^well stole but whatever^ 

> You shout back at him: “If you can catch me, I’ll feed you. How about that?” Otherwise, you keep running around until you are cornered in a room.

( :U ) STAY BACK. STRANGER DANGER. STRANGER DANGER. 
( :U ) WUUUUHHHH. I’VE GOT A HAND FUU// OF PICK/ES, A THINK PAN FUU// OF CRAZY, AND A /ACK OF RATIONA/ THINKING.

> You apparently now wield the PICKLEJARKIND.  

> Wow, you don’t even know how this place works and she cornered herself, good job. You get low to the ground and pounce at her.

^the pickles will be mine!!^

When writing smut.

raetimelord:

RP partner is like

And I’m here like.

solarprotector:

fortifiedscholar:

^prepare for landing lieutenant^

> Slowly and gradually you descended, circling around the hive, getting closer and closer to the ground until, just like that, your lusus dropped you, plopping to the ground right below you, grunting as you hit the dirt hard on your feet.

^nnnn^
^here we are then^ 

> You look up at him with a mischievous smile and a grin. Cue the eyebrow wiggle.

( * U* ) oh? so i’m not demoted anymore! LIEUUTENANT ARATUS REPORTING FOR DUUTY!

> You hope off of Aehtos, having hung onto him long enough, and run into your hive with both of your pickle jars. 

( ouo ) if youu want youur mini pick/es, youu’// have to catch me, hehe. 

> How she managed to swipe the gherkins from your sylladex was beyond you but you chase her into the hive, staying just behind her, though you could probably catch her easily enough.

^hey i bought those you gimme^
^well stole but whatever^ 

solarprotector:

fortifiedscholar:

^heheh^

> Bump your head lightly to hers.

^hey wait we’re going to YOUR place not mine^
^you don’t wanna go to my place^
^cold and nasty up there^
^pickles would freeze and taste like crap^ 

( :I ) oh.

> No wonder the surroundings looked a bit familiar. And there was your hive. 

( :I ) pick/es pick/es pick/es pick/es. 
( :I ) pick/es. are good. no matter what.  

> You anxiously nuzzle your head against his, begging to be thrown into your hive this instant. 

^prepare for landing lieutenant^

> Slowly and gradually you descended, circling around the hive, getting closer and closer to the ground until, just like that, your lusus dropped you, plopping to the ground right below you, grunting as you hit the dirt hard on your feet.

^nnnn^
^here we are then^